Bridge is a contact sport, W. Abern & J. Fiedler

“Bridge is a contact sport” is the kind of book you send to a former partner. Anonymously. Non-players might give the book as a gift to a bridge-playing friend or family member with the question, “You’re not really like this, are you?”
In our efforts to lampoon, expose, skewer, malign, and humiliate the entire bridge-playing world, it is possible we have overlooked some particular type of player. For that we apologize. W.A. and J.F